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  • Book Doctors Pitchaplooza Book Revue Huntington Long Island Video

    Excellent mini-documentary about Pitchapalooza taken at Book Revue, Huntington Long Island.

  • Water Street Books Pitchapalooza

    Thanks to all our awesome new friends at Water Street Books in Exeter, NH

  • Boston Phoenix Interviews The Book Doctors About Porters Square Pitchapalooza

    Boston Writers: The Book Doctors bring Pitchapalooza to Porter Square Books, interview in Phoenix

  • Book Doctors Book Report: Milking Goats, Army Dogs, & Rocking New England

    Another Pitchapalooza Participant Lands a Book Deal!

    Congratulations to Ann Ralph on the sale of her book, The Little Fruit Tree Book, to Storey publishing. Ann has one of the most memorable elevator pitches we’ve ever heard. Here it is: The Elements of Style for Fruit Trees.


    Got a bookstore you love?

    If you know of any great bookstores, writers groups, colleges/universities or book fairs and festivals that would like to host a Pitchapalooza and/or workshop, let us know.

    The Book Doctors love making house calls.


    Internships and Barters

    We need interns! We’re also happy to barter services with writers–we’ll give you book doctoring services and any assistance you might require in your quest to get published.

    We are looking for help in the following areas:

    • WordPress
    • Social Media updates (on our website, Facebook, Twitter, and various other feeds)
    • Outreach to continuing education departments
    • Outreach to local writers organizations
    • Maintaining our calendar
    • QuickBooks
    • Setting up Pitchapalooza consultations
    • Writing press releases and contacting media
    • Running a weekly Twitter event
    • Posting and finding content (stories and quotations about writing, writers, books and publishing)
    • Making/editing/posting movies about publishing and chronicling our Pitchapaloozas and workshops.

    The Book Doctors Book Report: Milking Goats, Army Dogs, & Rocking New England

     

    Radiant reds, opulent oranges, puffy pinks, burnt burgundies, and mellow yellows fill the trees, there’s a nip in the breeze, and as fall fades, old man winter slowly rolls his frozen bones into our hearts and homes.  Since we last checked in, we milked goats in Santa Cruz; had an Obama sighting in Martha’s Vineyard; partied in an antebellum mansion in Richmond, ate pineapple shrimp taquitos in Austin, Texas; got free lunches and books in Madison; and basked in spectacular Technicolor foliage in Lake Placid.

    We heard pitches from judges, lawyers, a former topless musician, a special ed teacher, a 13-year-old and an octogenarian, slackers and hackers, pet vets and Army vets.  We heard pitches about menopausal dragons, catgut mythbusting, maniac murderers, New Age gurus, Austin boxing noir, cute kitties, dogs of war, an Australian graphic novel, soccer lunatics, rich girls, and bad dads.  We went to some of the greatest bookstores in the country, from Book Passage in Marin, to RJ Julia and Flying Pig (read owner Elizabeth Bluemle’s most excellent blog in Publishers Weekly) in New England, to Bookshop Santa Cruz, to Bunch of Grapes in Martha’s Vineyard. Not to mention great book festivals in Cape Cod, Texas, Baltimore, and Richmond.  We met so many generous and altogether awesome writers, booksellers, readers, mayors, dogs, and chickens.

    We heard from our Kansas City Pitchapalooza winner Genn Albin (part 2part 3part 4) about her wild ride from unknown writer to published author with a juicy three-book, six-figure deal.  We interviewed our friend Sam Benjamin on the Huffington Post about how he got his memoir published.  We finally got ahold of the video of Helen Armstrong, our 15-year-old winner from Chester County, PA—it’s pretty astonishing if you haven’t seen it.  We were made honorary citizens of Santa Cruz.  We did two bi-coastal Pitchapaloozas in 24 hours.  We were interviewed on Rick Kleffel’s on Bookotron.  And here’s our very first Pitchapalooza Podcast, courtesy of Lori Culwell and Stephan Cox.

    We are doing a Pitchapalooza Rocks New England Tour in November, then one last 2011 event at Book Revue in Huntington, Long Island—the first anniversary of our historic show there last year. In 2012, we already plan to go to New Orleans for the Tennessee Williams Festival, and it looks like a tour of Alaska and Hawaii are in the works.

    See you at the Bookstore,
    The Book Doctors

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    Thank You for Your Wonderful Words

    We’d like to thank everyone who has given us a testimonial about our Pitchapaloozas and workshops. Check out what both writers and booksellers are saying.

     


    See you at the bookstore, or in cyberspace.
    Thanks, Arielle & David
  • My Winning Pitchapalooza Experience With The Book Doctors: John Gregory Dommel

    Last summer I went to the Chester County Book Store in West Chester, Pennsylvania to pitch my book, The Biggest Scam You Never Heard Of at Pitchapalooza, which was billed as “American Idol for authors (only without Simon.).”

    The creators of Pitchapalooza are the husband and wife author team of David Henry Sterry and Arielle Eckstut.  Approximately 25 contestant’s names were picked at random, and each person selected would have a maximum of 60 seconds to deliver a pitch of their story.  But not one nano-second longer than 60 seconds!

    The advertisement said that the Pitchapalooza winner would be introduced to a literary agent who is appropriate for their book – who would help them get published.  That caught my attention right away.  It’s something that I was trying to figure out how to do for the past year.  I’ve had a potential non-fiction story that’s been gnawing at my insides for over 5 years, and I was hoping this might be the forum for my project to finally gain momentum.  I was in the process of writing a book proposal by using a template that a published writer friend – Randy Radic – had sent me.  But if I could figure out a way to win Pitchapalooza, it seemed like I could cut out the middle man and get a direct introduction to a literary agent.  Which – as an aspiring writer – is like getting fixed up with the hottest girl at the party.

    Now I had to get prepared to go into battle.  I’ve worked in financial services marketing and writing for over 15 years.  I’ve written everything from national TV commercials at Aegon to website content for Vanguard and executed complex marketing plans for other companies in between.  I’ve always worked well with deadlines – often thriving with them.  When I was a writer at Aegon, I remember conceiving the guts of a TV commercial on the back of a bar napkin at Flannigan’s Boathouse near closing time.  That TV commercial – originally sketched out on the napkin – eventually generated millions of dollars in premiums for Aegon.  But that seemed easy…because I was writing about fictional characters in a life insurance commercial…not about my own personal story about being a victim turned Federal Witness in The Biggest Scam You’ve Never Heard Of.

    About my story… I was one of thousands of victims in the largest securities fraud in U.S. history involving a privately held company – National Century Financial Enterprises (NCFE).  The fraud started in the mid-1990’s and was exposed in 2002 when $3 Billion of funds was suddenly missing from NCFE’s accounting bank accounts.  (Whoops!)  NCFE was essentially a bank for over 300 healthcare companies.  NCFE soon filed for bankruptcy, creating a vortex of financial doom that sucked in over 275 of their healthcare client companies, driving them into bankruptcy as well.  This included the healthcare software company where I – and thousands of other people –  invested our hard-earned money.

    In 1999 – thinking everything was smooth sailing – I started investing in one of NCFE’s partner companies…a high-flying publicly-traded software company that NCFE and their pals secretly owned, controlled and eventually looted.

    Based on slick press releases and insider message board hype, my fellow investors and I were a fraudster’s wet dream – buying stock at a frenzied pace – like heroin addicts going on a year-long binge.  We didn’t have needle marks on our arms, but we had empty brokerage accounts and wallets that were in pain.

    Unbeknownst to my fellow shareholders and I at the time…the company we invested in was a technology company with no technology (vaporware)…funded by a bank with no money (NCFE)…listed on a stock exchange with lax rules (American Stock Exchange)…overseen by a government agency with no perceived teeth (Securities & Exchange Commission).  In hindsight, my fellow shareholder victims and I never had a chance, as we became lambs led to the slaughter.

    By November 2002 – $3 Billion of investor funds was discovered to be missing from NCFE’s bank accounts – prompting the FBI to swiftly raid NCFE’s offices in Columbus, Ohio.  It was now painfully obvious that my fellow shareholders and I had our financial throats slit by the NCFE crooks and their pals.  The scam was being referred to as “The Enron of the Healthcare Industry” by a few bloggers.  I had lost a pile of dough – over 6-figures – as well as lost my faith in humanity.  Now I had a choice.  I could wallow in self-pity, or become an empowered victim and try to help solve the crime.  I chose the latter.

    On the Yahoo financial message boards, I created 25 unique aliases to stir the pot and to attempt to draw out information from anyone who would provide it.  I hit the jackpot.  Company insiders – along with their friends, enemies, and ex-spouses – started discussing what they knew about the fraud.  Insiders were actually casting the blame at each other…and in some cases…providing details about how their former alleged cohorts (and spouses) were involved in the scam.

    As I continued to post my findings, I made dozens of friends – and enemies – on the Yahoo financial message boards.  More importantly, the predators were now becoming the prey.  In 2006, I received a death threat from one of the company insiders, based on my fact findings and aggressive message board postings.  When the death threat didn’t shut me up, some of my Yahoo message board aliases were sued for slander by a company insider.

    Being sued was something that wasn’t in the gameplan.  I didn’t have the funds to hire a hot-shot greaseball attorney to defend myself.  So I improvised.  I was about to become something I despised as much as a politician, a telemarketer, or a used car salesman.  I became a practicing California attorney and successfully defended myself against a frivolous lawsuit.  Armed with only a Broadcast Journalism degree from Penn State and the stubbornness of a mule, I became victorious, and I’m currently 1 and 0 as a practicing attorney!

    My work on the message boards was gaining the attention of Federal Agents – and I couldn’t have been happier.  In September 2006, I gave my Grand Jury testimony to a DOJ agent and an armed Postal Inspector in Room 420 of the Hampton Inn in Lionville, PA – about 100 yards from where I played Little League baseball 30 years earlier.  Talking about my knowledge of the scam was one of my favorite pastimes.  During downtime in my first 5-hour meeting with the DOJ, we also talked about sports, Philly cheesesteaks and offshore money laundering.  I had a blast with the Feds!  They loved my knowledge of the scam and I loved their fight for justice.

    My personal investigation continued.  My Dad always told me that spreadsheets don’t lie – so I used them to chart my data.  I scoured old SEC filings and other online financial documents, and discovered a slew of insider trading data.  Sometimes insiders held company stock in their girlfriend’s or kid’s names…and sometimes they held it in layers of obfuscation within family trusts.  According to some insiders who tattled on each – some of the proceeds from the stock sales were illegally moved overseas.  One husband and wife team – nicknamed “The Bonnie & Clyde of Penny Stock Scams” – used a family trust, held in the wife’s undisclosed maiden name, to attempt to throw people off the scent.  But I was developing the nose of a German shepherd (better late than never) and was learning how to think like these jokers…and pick up their fraudulent scent.

    Once, during my lunch break, I found out how some of the company insiders secretly funneled approximately $100 Million in shady stock sales through a tiny P.O. Box in Beverly Hills.  It was not their only suspicious activity.  Not by a long shot.

    The DOJ Agent who took my Grand Jury testimony described me as “an air traffic controller of information”.  I had become somewhat of an Information Broker, and was adept at getting the right information into the right hands – especially with the Feds.  That DOJ Agent also said that if the scam was a game of Trivial Pursuit, that I “would clearly be the winner.”  He has become a good fried of mine over the years.

    Along my quest for the truth, I wore many hats, including: mortician, private investigator, attorney, fisherman, air traffic controller, therapist, computer hacker and priest.  My Pennsylvania Dutch heritage would come in handy.  Aside from having tremendous bacon cravings and wide feet, we’re known for our off-the-charts stubbornness and determination.  I was not going to stop until my mission was accomplished.

    By 2010, a dozen people connected to the scam went to prison for securities fraud, money laundering, tax fraud and witness tampering.  Their sentences ranged from 5 to 30 years.  It ended up being one of the most prolific and colorful scams in U.S. history, but it never quite gained the national attention of other colorful scams like Bernie Madoff, Enron, WorldCom and Tyco.  I was hoping to change that.  Which is why I knew I had to attend Pitchapalooza and hope I’d get the chance to tell my story.

    Once I committed to attending Pitchapalooza, I knew I had to get prepared…pronto.  I was reverting back to my high school and college days, when I got an adrenaline rush from doing homework at the last minute.  For some reason I seemed to thrive in the creative process when I was knee deep in chaos.  Which I was.

    The night before Pitchapalooza, my first practice pitch timed out at 2 minutes and 37 seconds.  Ummm…Houston, we have a problem!  It reminded me of an appearance by Dolly Parton on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson when I was a kid.  She was talking about her top-heavy figure, and how sometimes she was prone to wardrobe malfunctions.  Dolly described it as trying to fit 20 pounds of potatoes into a 10 pound sack.  I could relate.  I had quite a few extra potatoes in my pitch that I need to deal with.  But by the next morning – a few hours before the event – I had gotten my pitch down to a consistent 58.5 seconds…and all my potatoes were accounted for.

    At the Pitchapalooza event, I first bought David and Arielle’s book – The Essential Guide to Getting Your Book Published.  Then I was hoping I would be one of the 25 or so lucky people that would be randomly drawn to give their pitch.  I knew that even if I didn’t get called, I had just bought a really helpful book, which came with a special 20-minute phone consultation with David.  Not a bad deal at all.  Suddenly I heard my name called to be “on deck”…and I got a little nervous.

    When I’m on deck in a softball game, I know exactly what to do.  Swing a bat a few times, stretch, scratch myself, and maybe spit at something on the ground.  It’s familiar turf.  As the on deck person at Pitchapalooza, I stood apart from the group, about 20 feet from the podium while the person ahead of me did their pitch.  I didn’t know what to do.  Should I try to seem confident?  Or would that be perceived as cocky?  Oh crap…now I was starting to get nervous.  What if I looked too nervous?  Thank God I could stand behind a podium.  It would keep people from seeing my leg twitching.  I tried to keep calm with some deep breathing…which only made my heart beat faster…like a little bunny.  Then I just thought to myself…dude, keep it together.  You’ve no better or worse than anyone here.  You’re just a guy that wants to tell a story…

    Before I knew it, I was called to the podium.  It was show time.  I hoped my preparation served me well.  Then I gave my pitch:

    In 1999, I invested in a company that ended up being part of the largest securities fraud in U.S. history involving a private company.  $3 Billion was suddenly missing – then the company went bankrupt.

    I went from being poor to a millionaire to completely broke by 2002.

    Rather than wallow in self-pity, I became determined to find out how I got scammed.  I went undercover on a financial message board using over 25 different aliases to meet other victims and gather information.

    I became a self-taught expert in money laundering investigations.  Once during my lunch break, I pieced together how one of the crooks secretly laundered $100 Million through a PO Box in Beverly Hills.

    I received a death threat from one of the crooks in 2006 then became a Federal Witness.  Along the way I assumed the roles of coroner, fisherman, therapist, private detective, computer hacker, air traffic controller, librarian and attorney.

    In the end, I helped justice be served.  My story is called: THE BIGGEST SCAM YOU’VE NEVER HEARD OF

    It’s Erin Brockovich meets Boiler Room meets Invincible.  You’ll laugh…you’ll cry…you’ll clutch your wallet in fear.

    I heard someone exclaim: “Wow!”  It was David – the co-host of Pitchapalooza!  I took that as a good sign.  After my pitch, I got some preliminary positive feedback from the David and Arielle (a.k.a. The Book Doctors) as well as from 2 other judges.  Then I waited for the rest of the participants to give their pitches.

    In the end, I was one of 2 winners chosen.  The other winner was a teenaged girl who had pitched an idea that I think was geared to the youth market.  Our pitches and backgrounds were night and day…and it was all good.  I was just happy that my book project just cleared about 5 major hurdles in a matter of minutes.

    As a winner, David and Arielle had plans in place to introduce me to a prominent literary agent in New York City who they worked with on a regular basis.  I couldn’t believe it was really happening, but it was.  I was officially on the road to becoming a published author.  I was finally getting the forum to tell my crazy true story about The Biggest Scam You’ve Never Heard Of…and my role in it.

    Since then, David has given me outstanding guidance in preparing my book proposal and marketing plan.  I’m not quite finished, but I’m almost there.  Then David will deliver my finished book proposal to the waiting literary agent.  (When David told me who it was…I looked up his agency…and I was very excited.  He’s a heavy hitter with an outstanding reputation.)  I’m looking forward to becoming a successful graduate of Pitchapalooza…and I couldn’t have done it without the guidance of David and Arielle and their book – The Essential Guide to Getting Your Book Published.

    Thank you David and Arielle for the wonderful experience of Pitchapalooza!  I hope to do you proud as I work through the necessary hurdles to become a published author!

    John Gregory Dommel

    P.S.  Please follow my journey to getting published…on Facebook, LinkedIn and Twitter.  Thank You!

    http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Biggest-Scam-Youve-Never-Heard-Of-by-John-Gregory-Dommel/187811404605655

    http://www.linkedin.com/groups/Biggest-Scam-Youve-Never-Heard-4140365

    http://twitter.com/gregorydommel

     

  • Podcast #1: Bowery Poetry Club Pitchapalooza in New York City

    The first of many podcasts to come, with many thanks to Lori Culwell & Stephan Cox.

  • Texas Book Festival Pitchapalooza Pitchers Pitches

    Robert Rath: Historic Novel: Wild West

     

    Arielle w/ 13 year old pitcher Caitlin Merrion
    The Book Doctors w/ awesome panelists
    The Book Doctors w/ winner Aimee Teague
    Louise Stevens: Woman's Fiction: woman and family’s secrets and lies
    Rob Bass: Short Stories: mysticism
    Meg Cobb: Memoir: woman chases jazz hero Roland Kirk
    Amiee Teague: Young Adult Fantasy: boy with a shape shifting sister (WINNER!)
    Caitlin Merrion: Young Adult Novel: best friend gets captured (author is 13 years old)
    Chad Tracy: Hard-boiled Fiction: Austin boxer noir
    Caroline Stanley: How To: career, money, wardrobe, personal shopping expert
    Alisha Gabriel: Middle Grade Non-Fiction: gruesome facts about musical instruments
    David Morris Parson: Experimental Fiction: Dante’s Inferno meets Bozo the clown meets Terry Gilliam
    Cindy Phillips: Trashy Mystery: southern sizzle
    Paul Ehrlich: Historic Novel: 1940s France
    Fran Samuelsson: YA Novel: girls, horses and Basques
  • RJ Julia Pitchapalooza Pitchers & Pitches

    Christine Noonan: Mystery: Skype session gone wrong, lobster, teachers, title: Today's Lesson is Murder
    Judith Ward: Memoir: beaten wife force by judge to pay husband
    Marsha Moreau: Memoir: family secrets and lies
    Susan Israel: Memoir: 1930s Ivy League colleges and outcasts

     

    Mark Donovan: Fiction: five-year-old dragged by mom to Italian-American women loansharks

     

     

    Miriam Murphy: Essays: woman looks back on her 70 years, bear scat
    Stephen Horner: How To: employment labor lawyer, employer-employee relations, From Hired through Fired

     

    Rob Marchese: Murder Mystery in prep school
    Clarence Jones: Fiction: foster kids, Munchausen, abuse and Triumph (author is an ex judge)
    Memoir: Scarecrow: How to Win F
    Kenton Robinson: Middle Grade Fiction: How I Correct My Were Vacation (WINNER!)
    Susan Bergen: Memoir with recipes: the comedy and tragedy of opening a tearoom
    George Torello: Memoir: a structural engineer in tragic roof collapse
    Carol McCarthy: Memoir: mobsters, bookies and growing up in Providence
    Maureen Hasely-Jones: Gardening: noted radio host we use yarns of her family’s history in gardening from 1648
    Trish Maselli: Memoir: overcoming seemingly insurmountable odds, Small Steps Find Faith Again
    Linda Latini: Picture Book: dad, kid and cancer, Snowballs Promises
  • Keeping Austin Weird: The Book Doctors Take Pitchapalooza to the Texas Book Festival

    Keep Austin Weird!  We kept seeing that slogan plastered everywhere: on clubs with Tex-Mex music blaring, on the sides of restaurants with Tex-Mex food wafting, on t-shirts sported by ancient shitkickers, dreaded-up post-hippies, and UT hook-’em-horns, Bevo loving students.  And it is weird.  In the best way. Where else could you be signing books across from Lisa Loeb, & the dude who wrote Go the F*ck to Sleep.  We ate amazing “Interior Mexican” tacos, we swam in a Texas sized fresh water pool, we saw protesters fighting the death penalty.

    The festival itself, thanks to Clay Davis and his legion of tireless helpers, is one of the best in the country, nee the world. we heard awesome pitches by a 13 year old girl, a trashy thriller writer, a Pynchon disciple, a cat gut myth buster, an Austin boxing noirist, & our winner, special education teacher Aimee Teague, whose middle grade novel, Devin and His Shape-Shifting Sister, rocked the house hard.
    Olive, our 4 year old, proclaimed that she loved Austin even more than Hollywood.  And she loves Hollywood. to see more pix go to: the book doctors page on facebook

  • Texas Book Festival Runner-Up Alisha Gabriel on the Pitchapalooza Experience

    One of the highlights of the day was attending Pitchapalooza with Arielle Eckstut and David Henry Sterry. The blurb in the festival schedule says they “are co-founders of The Book Doctors, a company dedicated to helping authors get their books published. They are also co-authors of The Essential Guide to Getting Your Book Published: How To Write It, Sell It, and Market It… Successfully. ”

    Randomly selected audience members were given one minute to pitch their books and then received feedback about it. The panelists were nice about it, too, and gave every single person good advice. Guess what? I was randomly selected! It was scary, but exciting. My nonfiction book, Catgut and Toenails: A Guide to Musical Instruments, was met with enthusiasm and helpful comments for improvement, as well as ways to successfully market myself and the book. Every panelist chimed in, which was inspiring.

    As I made my way back to my seat, a tween sitting nearby whispered, “I’d read your book!” It made my day.